The Ready to Use Oracle Sales Script for Cloud

ByShaun Snapp

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Executive Summary

  • This sales script is to help Oracle salespeople, so they don’t have to think.
  • This sales script was developed after countless interactions with Oracle resources.

Introduction

As a person who debates Oracle resources, I feel as if I can provide a reasonable facsimile of their trenchant commentary. See an example in this following quotation.

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Lack of Financial Bias Notice: The vast majority of content available on the Internet about Oracle is marketing fiddle-faddle published by Oracle, Oracle partners, or media entities paid by Oracle to run their marketing on the media website. Each one of these entities tries to hide its financial bias from readers. The article below is very different.

  • This is published by a research entity, not some dishonest entity that is part of the Oracle ecosystem. 
  • Second, no one paid for this article to be written, and it is not pretending to inform you while being rigged to sell you software or consulting services. Unlike nearly every other article you will find from Google on this topic, it has had no input from any company's marketing or sales department. As you are reading this article, consider how rare this is. The vast majority of information on the Internet on Oracle is provided by Oracle, which is filled with false claims and sleazy consulting companies and SAP consultants who will tell any lie for personal benefit. Furthermore, Oracle pays off all IT analysts -- who have the same concern for accuracy as Oracle. Not one of these entities will disclose their pro-Oracle financial bias to their readers. 
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“Cloud is really all about the database, and the best database is Oracle, which means that the best cloud is Oracle. I mean bare metal, but you know cloud. Bare metal is best, use bare metal, but we offer cloud, more cloud than AWS! Nobody but hobbyists and ham radio operators use AWS anyway. They aren’t production ready, just for tiny little Romanian gift shop environments. 90% of AWS’s cloud is sold to Romanians. Did you know AWS is a database, (not a cloud service provider) but Oracle has a better database than AWS. And the price is lower! WAY WAY LOWER! AWS offers many databases, but you won’t want to use them, because there is only one database type that any company should use and that is the RDBMS. And did I say, Oracle has the best DATABASE! Don’t go to the AWS website, there is nothing to see there, and everything is locked in. Unlike Oracle, which is a world of freedom. Did I mention Oracle applications? Well, applications are about the database.
Oracle has the best one!”
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